Wednesday, 6 May 2009

another major victory for carlise folks

Carlisle MP backs bid to block seal imports
Last updated 13:06, Wednesday, 06 May 2009
Carlisle MP Eric Martlew has backed a motion supporting a European Parliament bid to ban the trade in seal products.
A vote is expected this month that could end Europe’s involvement in what has been described as the largest slaughter of marine mammals on the planet.
The vote follows a decision by the Internal Market Committee which rejected labelling in favour of a ban on seal products in Europe.
Mr Martlew has signed an early day motion at Westminster backing the European move, which would ban seal products from being sold in the EU and bringing the continent into line with the United States, which has had a ban on all seal imports since 1972.
The MP said: “This is a major opportunity to close loopholes and stop this unacceptably cruel trade throughout the European Union once and for all – sending a clear message that Europe wants no further part in this.”
this is another major victory for my hat , sod you carlisle people the seals are worth lots more !!

Friday, 1 May 2009

My pending retirement

Yes folks its really the end of the track for me , well lets face it i have been retired for years ever since i took up politics .
but please fans dont worry , i will still be ignorant and arrogant to you all in the street , this descision gives me more time to spend with my missus and bit on the side and also spend some of that lovely tax you have been paying for me !
Oh and please dont forget my lovely presents to be sent to my office , dog shit and pictures of Neil Hodgkinson are most welcome , he is my best darling you know . he censors everything bad about me for payment in the loo .
love and kisses xxx

Sunday, 26 April 2009

This is not a joke

Why would anyone want this nice man to resign ? he pays me far too much money through scams to be made to do this !

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
PM EMBARRASSED ONLINE

EMBARRASSING: Gordon's poll of shame
Sunday April 26,2009
A DOWNING Street petition calling for Gordon Brown’s resignation is proving a huge hit with the public.
The petition, posted on Friday on the official Downing Street website, simply asks for the Prime Minister “to resign”.
By mid-afternoon yesterday it had attracted 6,500 signatures and if it continues at the same rate it is likely to become the site’s biggest petition next week.
It was posted by Kalvis Jansons, a mathematics lecturer at University College London. In a statement accompanying the petition, he said: “There are many reasons why we might want Brown to resign but rather than having lots of narrow petitions on this topic (most of which have been rejected), I wanted one for all of us.”
Downing Street employs staff to vet online petitions but they clearly missed this one and any attempt to remove it now would merely create extra embarrassment for Mr Brown.

Saturday, 25 April 2009

Why i oppose building the new school in belah

As you will have read in todays communist rag "news & star" , our delightful council and my party closed a school in belah to save money for my retirement fund ..... i can categorically deny that i will help to open a new one if it means i have to get off my lazy backside and part with my coffers
Eric

byebyeeric website

This has totally shocked me !
i just do not understand why someone thinks these things of me or my great friends in labour , we dont do much apart from work out schemes where we can tax you more , take your jobs , your houses , employ our family and pay them money for doing as much as we do , rip you off every way we can , and yet your still not happy with me .
I know you all dont really want me to go .
Eric

My leaflet has been posted to you all

Hopefully by now you will have recieved my little letter of begging in your post.
please try not to look at the lies within it but just to see that i am a member of parliament so really i dont have to tell the truth , i can just sit back and take all the money that i can swindle from you all .
Please when you fill in the survey on the rear tell me what a grand fella i am so that my already swollen ego can get bigger .
Eric

Something we are hiding from you

WE AS A PARTY AND MYSELF ARE HIDING THIS FROM YOU ALL ...ITS GOOD ISN'T IT ? WE HAD IT REMOVED FROM THE BROADCAST ..

Labour MP Predicts Total Islamification of Britain

WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz8-ucWhYc
AND THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEAdxqq3ITU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbnp%2Eorg%2Euk%2F2009%2F03%2Flabour%2Dmp%2Dpredicts%2Dtotal%2Dislamification%2Dof%2Dbritain%2F&feature=player_embedded
Labour Party MP Shahid Malik has predicted the total Islamification of Britain and a Muslim prime minister, “Allah willing”, within the next thirty years.
The remarks were made at the October 2008 “Global Peace and Unity” conference held at the Excel London centre, but were deliberately withheld from the video coverage released of that event.
The video speech in which Mr Malik made his remarks has now been released on the Internet — nearly five months after the event.
The suppression of the video was clearly designed to try and limit the damage to the ruling Tory and Labour elite, whose immigration policies have led to the situation where a Muslim cabinet minister can confidently predict the total Islamification of this nation.
In his speech, Mr Malik said that he was “proud of the achievements of the Muslims of this country since 1997.”
Referring to Muslim members of the British parliament, himself included, Mr Malik went on to say that: “In 1997 we got our first Muslim MP. In 2001 we had two Muslim MPs. In 2005 we had four Muslim MPs. In ša Allah, in 2009 (or) 2010 we’ll have eight or ten Muslim MPs. In 2014 we’ll have 16 Muslim MPs. At this rate the whole parliament will be Muslim.”
Mr Malik then realised that he had let the cat out of the bag by being too honest, and in an embarrassed tone, he backtracked slightly, saying that was not his intention “in case any members of the press are present.”
The crowd showed no signs of reacting to his remark, and, filled with confidence, he then resumed an explanation of how Britain is to be totally Islamified.
“I am confident, as Britain’s first Muslim minister, that, in ša Allah, in the next thirty years or so, we’ll see a prime minister who happens to share my faith,” Mr Malik said, in reference to the growing Third World population and immigration figures.
The people of Britain cannot say that they have not been warned.
This nation will be Islamified unless the Tory and Labour parties are rejected and the British National Party comes to power.
Mr Malik has spelled it out: the Labour/Tory aim is the destruction of Britain within thirty years.
The BNP seeks the preservation of Britain.
The choice is for the British people to make. It will be either one or the other.
VIDEO OF THE DAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IDKpVnktMM&feature=response_watch

My succesfull introduction of cycle helments

This was a great success for me and will go down in my history as to how i have helped save cumbria from the other parties , all helmets now sold will have speakers in them that will give out subliminal messages about the labour party and myself , that will make us look whiter than white law abiding people (we are the biggest conmen in the history of politics ).
it will also brainwash you all to vote Labour no matter how much we steal from you and how much of a mess we put the country in .
you will allow us to continue with mass immigration until the point we are taken over and forced into another ridiculous brutal religion and will put your kids into slavery .
So you can see its not really that much that i ask of you .
Eric