Friday, 1 May 2009

My pending retirement

Yes folks its really the end of the track for me , well lets face it i have been retired for years ever since i took up politics .
but please fans dont worry , i will still be ignorant and arrogant to you all in the street , this descision gives me more time to spend with my missus and bit on the side and also spend some of that lovely tax you have been paying for me !
Oh and please dont forget my lovely presents to be sent to my office , dog shit and pictures of Neil Hodgkinson are most welcome , he is my best darling you know . he censors everything bad about me for payment in the loo .
love and kisses xxx

4 comments:

  1. Independant reader1 May 2009 at 12:13

    Is there any difference between shit and hodgkinson ?
    oh yeah hodgkinson pretends he can edit a paper , he couldnt edit honestly if his life depended on it

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  2. We will be sorry to see you go eric , you have give us money for our cause , will your party still fund us ?

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  3. yeah thanks for all your support and inside info eric
    happy retirement sir

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  4. thank christ for this wonderful news
    best regards
    Trevor Allison

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